i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
A PIRate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender looks at him sympathetically and says,
"Wow, that must be obnoxious"
To which the pirate replies,
"Aye, it’s DRIVIN’ ME NUTS"